Will Rogers Quotes

Will Rogers Quotes

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.